CUSTOM PAINTINGS & DRAWINGS
Order your own David Liebe Hart canvas painting (full color, 11×14″) or drawing (black & white, 8×11″). (Include desired subject matter in “Specifications” field. Send photos or inquiries on other mediums/dimensions to info@artbyliebehart.com. Allow 2-6 weeks for delivery.)

PAINTING [price includes shipping]

Within US $180.00 USDOutside US $220.00 USD
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DRAWING [price includes shipping]

Within US $35.00 USDOutside US $50.00 USD
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PERSONALIZED VIDEOS

Order your own custom David Liebe Hart video greeting! (1-3 minutes $200, 30 seconds $100.) Just let us know your preferred subject matter and where you’d like the video sent/uploaded. Delivered within 6 weeks. If you require an earlier deadline please inquire at info@artbyliebehart.com.

LENGTH:
1-3 minutes $200.00 USD30 seconds $100.00 USD
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DAVID LIEBE HART: THE WONDERFUL WORLD ABOUT PIGS, HORSES & CLOWNS & ESPECIALLY DOLLY PARTON (2022)

David reunites with longtime composer/producer Jonah Mociun for his silliest, most spirited album to date. Pre-order the limited edition 180 gram vinyl and get an immediate download, including the bonus track “Science” which will be unavailable on streaming platforms. Packaged in full-color gatefold cover; only 200 copies pressed.
1. I’m A Horse 2. Banana Milk 3. Cooky The Clown 4. Bacon & Ham 5. Asian Girls 6. I Like Beets 7. Dolly Parton 8. Monty Melvin 9. Science 10. Surprise Party Prelude 11. Happy David Day
Estimated ship date: July/August 2022.
Vinyl + download $25
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SALAME T-SHIRT
Super soft 100% cotton T-shirts (unisex). [PRE-ORDER; INCLUDES DISCOUNT & ADDITIONAL COLOR OPTIONS; ESTIMATED SHIP DATE: MAY 1.] $23 ($25 after pre-sale ends)

Color: Blue Yellow Gray Black Pink Green Size (Sm-4X; unisex):

PASTOR OF MUPPETS T-SHIRT
Super soft 100% cotton T-shirts (unisex). [Available in Sm thru 2X & 4X; 3X temporarily unavailable.] $20

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EPOXY PINS
Hand-crafted in our troubled nation, high-quality, shiny, hard resin, 1-inch-tall pins. $5-8, depending on quantity.

Quantity: 1 Pin $8.00 USD2 Pins $15.00 USD3 Pins $22.00 USD4 Pins $28.00 USD5 Pins $32.00 USD6 Pins $36.00 USD7 Pins $38.00 USD8 Pins $40.00 USD Design/s:

UNDERWEAR (Limited Edition – gone soon!)

100% polyester undies, caringly crafted in the USA.
 

Design/Size: Shortie Sm/M $20.00 USDThong M/Lg $20.00 USD

GREETING CARDS – (SOME) SIGNED BY DAVID*
5×7″, blank inside, with envelope. *While supplies last, the “Liebe Claus” and Valeninte’s designs are signed by David himself.

 

I Hart You: 1 card $5.00 USD2 cards $8.00 USD3 cards $11.00 USD4 cards $14.00 USD

Happy Bday: 1 card $5.00 USD2 cards $8.00 USD3 cards $11.00 USD4 cards $14.00 USD

Liebe Clause: 1 card $5.00 USD2 cards $8.00 USD3 cards $11.00 USD4 cards $14.00 USD

Xmas Prayer: 1 card $5.00 USD2 cards $8.00 USD3 cards $11.00 USD4 cards $14.00 USD

DAVID’S POETRY BOOK

With 40 pages of illustrations and hand-written poems, “Supreme Poems” is presented completely unedited, exactly as David composed it. In perhaps the weirdest collection of poetry ever, David’s fevered scrawlings focus on themes of love and intimacy, as well as pets, nature, racism and more. Note: We’re out of signed copies; these are unsigned. $15 US/$19 international (Free shipping)

Within US $15.00 USDOutside US $19.00 USD

SPACE RANGER POSTER

Beautiful, shiny, 11×17″ posters shipped in tubes so as to avoid folds, these fine pieces are worthy of framing and hanging above the mantle. $8

SALAME PATCH
Fashioned after the NASA logo, these fine, screen-printed 4.5×4.5″ canvas patches are perfect for sewing onto your punk rock jacket, handbag or inflatable raft. $4

DAVID LIEBE HART MEETS JAD FAIR & JASON WILLETT: FOR EVERYONE (2018)

The music industry thrives on labeling artists. The practice is so deeply embedded that even the subgenres of subgenres have their own subgenres. Within this hyper-regulated system, there is no place for the indescribably unique. Artists who flagrantly disregard the system are deemed outsiders, a distinction that eventually morphed into a label of its own. For fans of wild unrestrained rock and roll, Jad Fair needs no introduction. Jad has spent the last forty years demolishing rock music norms with Half Japanese and various other projects. The result of he and David’s artistic partnership is immediately humorous, occasionally dark, and ultimately touching in its naked emotional expression. David’s unconventional lyrics address a variety of autobiographical themes, from an appreciation of nature, to an almost erotic love for lentil beans. Beyond those concerns David takes listeners on a kaleidoscopic trip through trash TV based partially on his own experiences as a bit actor in Hollywood during the ‘70s and ’80s. The end result is an album as compelling as it is unusual; a milestone release in outsider music.
1. Martin Lawrence Dream 2. I Like Vivian Vance Better Than Lucille Ball 3. Haunted By Frankenstein 4. Beatrice Arthur, I Love You 5. I Like Donald Duck Better Than Mickey Mouse 6. Ducks 7. My Bisexual Friend 8. I Love Water Lilies 9. Robot Girls 10. Lentil Beans 11. Valerie Harper 12. My Fish Died 13. Priscilla Barnes 14. Dad And Lad
Download $8
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DAVID LIEBE HART: SPACE RANGER (2017)


1. Intro 2. Don’t Sniff Glue 3. Ghost Frog 4. Email 5. No Sex Since 94 6. Space Ranger (feat. Kool Keith) 7. I Caught My Pecker In My Zipper 8. Hobby Shop 9. I’m Not A Hoarder 10. Vegemite 11. Insect Woman 12. I Wanna Lackawanna 13. You Are What You Eat (feat. Jel) 14. Space Train (feat. Tennessee Luke) 15. I Don’t Like Jonah’s Beard 16. Eternal Mind
Vinyl + download $18
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Download $8
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HEARTMAN: THE DLH COMIC BOOK
David has always wanted to star in his own superhero comic book, and now, with the help of 47 other artists, it has finally happened. Every one of the 46 full-color pages of Heartman was illustrated by a different artist (including David himself), giving the surreal storyline a fittingly unpredictable and exciting look. E-comic (PDF) $4
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BUMPER STICKER
In response to the Don’t Tread On Me flag. Weatherproof; 10×3″.

Quantity 1 $5.00 USD2 $9.00 USD3 $13.00 USD

INTERPLANETARY FRIENDSHIP �#038; FUN TIMES LEAGUE MEMBERSHIP
Info and ordering HERE.
 

DAVID LIEBE HART: OUTER DIMENSIONS (2018)

DAVID LIEBE HART: FUNNY JOKES & STORIES Audio + Video (2015)

1. Possum Cactus Sandwich 2. Weed Smoking Whites + Porn Corn 3. Neil Hamburger Impression 4. Southern Cuisine + Military Bed-Making

Download $8
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DAVID LIEBE HART: ASTRONAUT (2015)


David’s classic Astronaut album is finally available on tape! Only 100 of these were made, and they also include an exclusive BONUS TRACK, the beautifully bizarre “O Gentle Presence,” a traditional gospel hymn (masterfully produced by Jonah “Th’ Mole” Mociun, as is the rest of the album). Includes download as well.

Cassette $12
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DAVID LIEBE HART: GO INTO THE LIGHT (2014)

VARIOUS ARTISTS: THE DAVID LIEBE HART TRIBUTE ALBUM (2014)

 
CHIP GREETING CARDS
5×7″, blank inside, with envelope.

Quantity: 1 card $5.00 USD2 cards $8.00 USD3 cards $11.00 USD4 cards $14.00 USD

CHIP POSTER

Gorgeous, glossy, full-color 11×17″ prints shipped in circular tubes so as to avoid folds, these fine pieces are worthy of framing and hanging above the mantle. $8

CHIP THE BLACK BOY: CHIP THE BLACK BOY (OPULENT EDITION, 2022)

For the first time, Chip’s classic 2016 album is being pressed on wax. Limited to 300 copies, the 180 gram marbled vinyl is packaged in a beautiful gatefold cover with lyrics sheet, guaranteed to be a sought-after collector’s item like the out-of-print CD edition. Purchase includes a digital copy, newly remastered for enhanced brilliance, plus instrumental versions of all 18 songs. May also be packaged with a limited edition T-shirt (50 shirts maximum to be screen printed on supersoft 100% ringspun cotton Gildan 64000s.) Pre-order now for immediate download. (Estimated to ship mid-August.)

Options: LP w/ T-Shirt $45.00 USDLP w/out T-Shirt $25.00 USDDigital only $10.00 USD Shirt Size (Sm-5XL):
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CHIP THE BLACK BOY: MULTIVERSAL WAR (2020)


1. Back From Hell 2. Culling Song 3. Plaything ft. Kool Keith 4. Still Life (The Ensouling) 5. Who ft. Open Mike Eagle 6. The Tide 7. Midnight ft. Myka 9 8. A Dangerous Line Of Questioning 9. Royal Blood (The Summoning) ft. Gothic Cholo 10. Pharmacology 11. Bad Sonrise ft. David Liebe Hart 12. Multiversal War (The Reckoning)
Download $8
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CHIP THE BLACK BOY: OBAMA (2020)

The instrumental version of Multiversal War, slightly reimagined and re-tuned to let the music shine in all its glory. Limited edition of 100 cassettes, numbered and signed by the artist.
Tape + download $14
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Download $8
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CHIP THE BLACK BOY: CHIP THE BLACK BOY (2016)

1. Four-Headed Horseman 2. Am I Weird? 3. Surprise Twist 4. Gray 5. I Of The Storm

JUNIOR CHRISTIAN TEACHING BIBLE LESSON PROGRAM VOL. 1 DVD – SIGNED BY DAVID!

Includes episodes “God The Preserver Pt. 3”, “Message From Korendor” and “Featuring Tim & Eric”. Running time: 82 minutes. Format: NTSC. WHILE SUPPLIES LAST, THESE ARE SIGNED BY DAVID HIMSELF. $15

WHITE COP DVD

White Cop is a full-length B-movie comedy masterpiece, featuring David Liebe Hart as the Mayor of Chicago, certain to please Tim & Eric fans. Directed by Jake Myers, this 80’s action movie homage was a big hit as David presented screenings throughout Australia and the US in 2015. Each of the discs include a hand-scrawled inscription by David himself. [Running-time: 84 minutes.] $12